Sorry that it’s been a while since I last wrote, but I’ve not been able to get to a post box due to being unavoidably detained after agreeing to accompany my friend Henri on a wildlife photography trip to the Amazon Basin.
After a week of tracking urine sprays and tree scrapes, we finally found the illusive Felis Onca . Unfortunately, whilst we were tracking him, the cheeky blighter circled back round and tracked us!
Seeking cover in a remote jungle cave we found ourselves holed up for several weeks after the fluffy beast took up residence as a doorstop outside our only exit. Henri and I managed to survive on acai berries, vanilla pods and a pair of old socks discarded by some previous explorer.
On the upside we’ve returned with a plentiful supply of berries and have been whizzing up nutritious smoothies since our return. On the downside, myself and Henri have been gargling constantly with minty mouthwash and still not rid the taste of cheesy socks from our palates.
Have you ever had an adventure go slightly pear shaped? Can you spot Morris’s horrendous spelling mistake? Morris would love to hear from you, so please feel free to hit the comments box.
Morris will get back to you mouse style.
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