SEA VIEW GUEST BOOK
17 April 2017
Vera and Bert Dumpling
Delightful stay, lovely cottage. Pirate Island Crazy Golf is great fun. My husband Bert won a season pass for scoring a hole-in-one on nine holes. Old ‘big head’ wanted to take said pass home and frame it, but I said grow up and stick it in the book for others to use. Enjoy!
5th May 2017
Definitely paranormal activity in cottage. EMF meter went mental most nights, plus three pairs of my pants are missing, presumed stolen. Great stay!
11 May 2017
Marj and Dorothy Spinster
Wonderful walks to be had in surrounding area but watch your step on Craggy Point. Advise checking weather reports before venturing. Dorothy nearly met her maker when thick fog descended unexpectedly and intercepted the view of our path.
20th June 2017
Bluebell End, Kent
Ghost!? Most enjoyable stay. Fabulous local restaurants though advise steering well clear of the Seafood Lounge. Resulting dicky tum had me groaning and pacing the hallway between bathroom and bedroom at 2.00am. Certainly gave any resident spectre a run for his money! That said, have lost one green merino wool sock whilst visiting, please forward on if found. (Mousemart Adventure Supplies, own brand) Thank you xx
13 July 2017
Fully restored after a week of good clean sea air. I return home recharged and refreshed with all undergarments accounted for! Many Thanks
9th August 2017
Alan and Mary Squirrel
Brownsea Island, Dorset
A malodorous stench greeted us on opening the front door …. have booked ourselves into the Grand Hotel on the seafront. Please return our deposit at your earliest convenience. Sorry, but Mary is very sensitive. Alan
10th January 2018
Morris Mouse – Adventurer
Millie Mouse – Under Manager and Pilot
Mouse Post Office Depot
Cosy and comfortable cottage with great sea views. Washing machine sprang a leak on our second day. Millie got her spanners and gave it a thorough going over. All fixed – your overflow was blocked by a number of miscellaneous undergarments. All freshly laundered, we’ve put them in the airing cupboard ready to send back to rightful owners.
Pirate Island is great fun and the Seafood Lounge is okay if you stick with the cheese on toast. Morris and Millie
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