Last Wednesday I approached the Vicar regarding the possibility of a modest raise in wages for my cheese grating duties. He muttered something about money being tight and repairs to the church roof.
Unimpressed by his response I’ve decided to pack up and go travelling.
The Vicar, as far as I’m concerned, can stick his ‘cheese-less’ crumpets up his bum!
N.B. Characters from The Postal Adventures of Morris Mouse are not based on real people.
Morris would love to know what you think of his letters and postcards. He loves chatting writing and tapping away on a keyboard, so please feel free to hit the comments box.
Morris will get back to you mouse style.
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